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Reviewers rave about the crispy, juicy Chickenjoy, calling it the star of the menu. The overall vibe is pure, unapologetic comfort food that hits the spot every time.
“These nuggets are really pale, like they haven't been fried. Mechanically separated and reconstituted meat — not fibres. They smell like plastic, I swear. The taste is a bit spicy, peppery, like McDonald's, but the breading says nothing to me. The smell is terrible, like a piece of plastic left in the sun.”
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Uno dei peggiori fast food mai provati (e no, non sto esagerando) - FOLLIA da Jollibee Milano · @ 0:04
This is one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to on the channel — dirty, broken glass, burnt oil, and dishes that are dry, overly spicy, and poorly made. The only thing that almost works is the burger; everything else is deplorable.
Dishes mentioned
Double Bacon Burger
The bun is industrial but smells like brioche, soft, and holds together well — that actually surprised me. The patty is double, the lettuce is fresh, the tomato is thick. It's a bit hard to eat because there's too much stuff, but the taste isn't bad. It reminds me of a McDonald's burger — like they took the crispy sauce and added a bit of ketchup to make it sweeter. Overall, it almost makes sense.
Nuggets
These nuggets are really pale, like they haven't been fried. Mechanically separated and reconstituted meat — not fibres. They smell like plastic, I swear. The taste is a bit spicy, peppery, like McDonald's, but the breading says nothing to me. The smell is terrible, like a piece of plastic left in the sun.
Patatine Fritte
Classic fries, skinless sticks, quite crunchy to the touch but really pale. Some are hot, some are cold — a mix. The oil smell isn't bad, probably fried in a separate fryer from the chicken. Salted right. These are good, I have to admit. They made me change my mind — I thought being so pale they wouldn't be satisfying, but they actually are.
Coscia di Pollo Piccante
This drumstick looks very dry, like it's been sitting there for days and suffered during frying. The smell is not good. It's very dry. And the spiciness — I'm dying, my lips are burning. I usually eat spicy food, but this is sadistic. Super spicy, and there's barely any meat — more bone than meat. It's like a fried spicy rubber ball. If you throw it against the wall, it bounces back.
Spaghetti
This is one of the worst things I've ever experienced in a fast food restaurant. It looks like someone evacuated on the plate. A mix of fats and totally disconnected elements. The sauce is broken — in jargon we say 'stracciata'. There's cheese, hot dogs, ketchup, maybe barbecue sauce, honey — a mess. The pasta is precooked and cold. It tastes like ketchup with oregano. It's like coming home at midnight from a club, cooking spaghetti, leaving them in water, falling asleep, waking up the next morning, putting them in a cold bowl, adding honey, ketchup, hot dogs, dubious cheese and meat — a mega snack from a bad night. It's deplorable.
