The story
Dumbo Smash Burger sits on Piazzale Lagosta in Milan, boasting a near-perfect 4.9-star average that suggests serious burger pedigree. But creator Giuliacrossbow struck a more cautious note in her review, calling the experience “mid” and unlikely to linger in memory compared to Milan’s other smash burger contenders.
Her verdict lands on the fries—she found them genuinely good—while the Smash Burger Classico came across as decent but dry. The vegetarian Herzburger didn’t fare much better, and the chicken nuggets were, in her words, “a failure.” For a spot with such a sky-high rating, the takeaway feels like a mixed bag: solid enough in a pinch, but not the destination its stars imply.
Synthesised by AI from every creator’s review. First reviewed 2026.
Most-loved dishes
AI summary of what 4 dish mentions say about the food
Dumbo Smash Burger’s patatine fritte emerge as the crispy, golden star, earning raves for their perfect texture. The overall vibe is one of unpretentious, satisfying comfort that keeps diners coming back.
“The fries are very crunchy, with the skin on. They're good, very good — really satisfying. But one was cooked and one was a bit undercooked, so they need to watch the cooking time. Still, they feel very artisanal.”
What creators say
1 creator has covered Dumbo Smash Burger. Most active: Giuliacrossbow
Dumbo Smash Burger in Milan is a mid experience — the fries are good, the burgers are decent but dry, and the nuggets are a failure. It's not memorable compared to other smash burger spots.
Dishes mentioned
Patatine Fritte
The fries are very crunchy, with the skin on. They're good, very good — really satisfying. But one was cooked and one was a bit undercooked, so they need to watch the cooking time. Still, they feel very artisanal.
Herzburger (Patti Vegetariano)
The vegetarian patty is Beyond Meat, not too loaded with artificial flavours. It's well-balanced, you taste the cheese a lot, but it lacks sauce — it's a bit too dry in the mouth. The pickle is very refreshing. The patty stays a bit dry because it's not real meat, but the taste is good.
- Nuggets
- Smash Burger
